http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/-t1.htm Tell us a joke or two Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:16:17 GMT 10 http://www.arcadesoldier.com/images/header.gif http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/-t1.htm http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/clean-joke-t2.htm sonicmate Shipwrecked A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor were shipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconut tree and yelled, "Stop making love down there!" "What's the matter with you?" the husband said when the sailor climbed down. '"We weren't making love." "Sorry," said the sailor, "From up there it looked like you were." Every morning thereafter, the sailor scaled ... Jokes and Humour Sat, 02 Feb 2008 08:51:51 GMT http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/clean-joke-t2.htm#2 http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/clean-joke-t2.htm http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/strongman-t27.htm Admin The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000.00 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weightlifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a ... Jokes and Humour Mon, 05 Jan 2009 21:16:17 GMT http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/strongman-t27.htm#45 http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/strongman-t27.htm http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/18-joke-t24.htm Razz A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" ... Jokes and Humour Mon, 05 Jan 2009 03:45:01 GMT http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/18-joke-t24.htm#41 http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/18-joke-t24.htm http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/well-t3.htm smatman A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. “I am the strongest, most powerful man here,” he boasted. He made a special case of making fun of John, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, John had enough. “Why don’t you put your money where your mouth is?” he said. “I will bet a week’s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won’t be able to wheel back.” “You’re on old ... Jokes and Humour Sat, 02 Feb 2008 22:35:03 GMT http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/well-t3.htm#3 http://arcadesoldier.forumotion.com/jokes-and-humour-f4/well-t3.htm